Private Investigator

Artie is a detective--well, Private Investigator, actually. He's quite skilled, I assure you. I think you'll find his work of the highest quality.

I spent some time with him yesterday. He was busy though, distracted. He told me he was on-case investigating a Fatham M. Whitechurch, OBE, though from the looks of it he was simply eating a sandwich outside a cafe in downtown Portland. Mr. Whitechurch (OBE) had been accused, Artie told me, by a Mr. Wigijigiwig Smith of callously curtailing creative catharsis.

Meanwhile, Mr. Wally Wicktenstien ponders the meaning of life. And jelly donuts.

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